Thread: Old School - Best Classic And Vintage Films

Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1974
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Maggie Matson, Penny King, Tricia Opal, Kris Flanagan, Pete Fisher, Thad Watson

Description: A plucky, pulchritudinous, pixie blonde named Mary, fresh from a morning shower, sucks her significant others fat cock. Nice way to start the day, yes? Then she spreads her legs and opens her sweetly scented snatch to his importunities.
Afterwards, she goes off to the No-Tell Motel with her pal, Suzy, a slender brunette with a taste for beaver meat. But Suzy likes sausage as well as Mary does and so they make a phone call and get some guy over to the motel for a rollicking threesome.
At the same time, Marys significant other has been balling another chick procured for him by a bearded buddy of his. Now get this: the bearded buddy gets a call from Suzy and winds up at the No-Tell Motel to round out a foursome. And then he puts in a call to Marys significant other to invite him and the chick hes with over to the motel too!
You can imagine the look on Marys face when the newcomers arrive! The flick ends with a happy-go-lucky sixsome in the No-Tell Motel, and theres simply no telling what combinations and re-combinations they devise for our viewing pleasure.
Its safe to say that everyone here turns out to be an Easy Pick-Up.

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:50:01
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1821 kbps, 0.247 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo



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Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1978
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Unknown

Description: Meeting at Home is about hapless Peter and his business schemes that never seem to take off. His wife, Jean, is unsupportive and highly critical, though she fucks him like a rabbit and provides party girls for meetings in their home where Peter tries to lure investors.
"Well, what kind of return will we get on our investment?" one of the potential investors asks while his partner is lapping cunt in the next room. He doesnt even wait for an answer, but transacts a merger with a pretty party girl poking around in his fly.
Every red-blooded entrepreneur will get a rise out of this one.

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:58:20
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1542 kbps, 0.209 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo



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MeetingH0me.part3.rar
MeetingH0me.part4.rar

Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1971
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Bill Pruner...

Description: Addressing the viewer directly throughout, as in some bizarre promotional film, Mr. Maxwell informs us that, at the Love Farm, "we teach young girls how to ride." And how!... But only occasionally on horseback.
When a prospective student arrives, Mr. Maxwell wonders "if shes heard about riding lessons or if shes interested in my cock." Get the idea? Well, the Deviate got it, but good! This one goes in his permanent collection!
The instructors here characterize their sexual prowess through comparisons with the horses on the farm. When a student asks Tex if he fucks like "Studboy," the reply is, "No, Mr. Maxwell fucks like Studboy. I fuck like Bandit." The Deviate is still howling.
In the middle of this insanity, Maxwell confides to us, "This is going to be very funny. Remember Joy, the little girl I fucked at the beginning of the picture? Well, shes running around here with a continuous hot pussy. Anyway, I suggested to her that she seduce this guy. Well, she doesnt know it, but he cant get a hardon! Heh, heh. This is really gonna be funny."

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:57:57
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1553 kbps, 0.174 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo



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Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1975
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Mycle Brandy, Suzanne Fields...

Description: Spaced Out, has several things going for it, the biggest being Suzanne Fields. Fields found fame starring in Flesh Gordon. But porn ninjas know (and love) her for the dozens of triple-XXX films she did in the early seventies. In a genre known for women who couldnt turn on a light bulb, she was a wonderful exception. Fields looked like a cross between Julie Newmar and Jennifer Aniston with her thin slender frame, cupcake breasts, and pouty scarlet lips. Best of all (unlike todays bulimics), she appeared to really get off on having sex in front of a camera. Shes like a bottle of ketchup: shake her, turn her upside down, and she comes slow.
In Spaced Out, Fields plays a troubled gal named Cleo. Cleos in love with her boyfriend, Jamie, but gets strung-out on dope. She falls under the spell of Burt, a middle-aged drug dealer whose toupee deserves its own screen credit. Burt lures Cleo to his lime-green apartment, and introduces her to the soda can between his legs. He forces her to shine his helmet. "Get on your knees!" he barks, then begins a ferocious rear assault. The scene ends with Cleos anguished oinks.
Should she stay or stray? Although she loves Jamie. Cleo is addicted not only to dope but Burls demon semen...

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:49:22
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1847 kbps, 0.207 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo



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Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1973
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Donna Stanley, Sandy Dempsey, Ron Darby, Rick Conlin

Description: "The Peek Freak" haunts an apartment complex, spying on kinky scenarios which cause his lap to rise like a loaf of bread. He fantasizes himself carpet-banging the ladies until they scream for more. The Peek Freak is about as sexy as a bedpan. But it contains a little something for everyone: whips, voyeurism, group sex and a quietly erotic female masturbation scene.

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:55:41
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1622 kbps, 0.220 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo



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PkFreak.part4.rar

Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1972
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Joyce Jaw, Much Mary, Suzy Sucker, Barry Vane, Long Peter, Tricky Dick

Description: A truant officer gets a blowjob and an employment agent gets laid, both compliments of the title character in The Coming of Angie. For Angie, we are repeatedly told, "really knows what shes doing." The Deviate was dubious.
When Angie auditions for a pimp in a threesome, an anorexic Asian harpy shows up and things really get ugly. The actors here find it very hard to keep a straight face, and can be seen regularly cracking up. Just before the final orgy, they all sit around for a good half minute, saying and doing nothing, until someone off-camera yells instructions and they suddenly remember theyre supposed to be fucking.
Though the Deviate is still dubious as to Angles knowing what shes doing, he rather enjoyed watching her do it.

File: 699 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:53:24
Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 29.970 fps, 1695 kbps, 0.152 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo



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C0mingAngie.part3.rar
C0mingAngie.part4.rar

Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1973
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Unknown
Starring: Penny King, Adam Ward, Ron Knapp, Thad Watson

Description: Mike Harper, private eye, busted off the force for being a playboy, enjoys some Deep Encounters as he gets to the bottom of a double-murder case.
One of the murder victims is his partner, who turns up "dead as a doornail," Harper tells us in voice-over. The other is a millionaire named Ashton, whose wife is an eyewitness to the bloodshed. But when Police Detective Santini and our boy Harper question her, all she can say is, "The gun went off, and my husband went dead!"
The case turns out to be very complicated indeed, involving plenty of fucking and sucking. In a brilliant piece of investigative work, Harper gets Mrs. Ashton to recreate the sordid scene in which her husband was shot while in the arms of his mistress. "Was his cock in this position?" he asks the eyewitness as she licks his private dick. "Umm-hmm," she says, "And her body was like this..." And so on, through one of the cleverest hardcore fuck scenes on record.
Harpers hard-boiled narration, a staple of 40sfilm noir, is downright hilarious because of his vaguely British accent, because he sounds drunk throughout, because he seems to be making it up as he goes along and because he says things like, "When she licked my balls, I knew I was on the right track."
Top-notch detective work! A hot and funny flick!

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:51:18
Video: 640 x 480, XviD 1.1.2, 23.976 fps, 1837 kbps, 0.249 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-2 Layer 3, 24000Hz, 64 kb/s, Joint Stereo



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DeepEnc0unter.part2.rar
DeepEnc0unter.part3.rar
DeepEnc0unter.part4.rar

Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1976
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Pierre Duvall
Starring: Darby Lloyd Rains, Mimi Dauche (as Mimi Douche), Jake Teague (as Pierre Chevalier), John Leslie, Shaun Costello, Pierre Chevalier

Description: First up is Bordello Girls, a frothy tale about Jennifer (fortyish Mimi Dauche), a wistful cathouse madam, whos visited by her fondly remembered ex-pimp, Steve (Pierre Chevalier). Now a hotshot producer of 35mm pornos. Steve has come to cajole Jennifer into making celluloid stars of her stable of hookers. But since great minds think alike, Jean has already been shooting 16mm loops of her employees in action. A duel of smut loops ensues as they proceed to compare their wares.
Steves boasts notwithstanding, his loops are indistinguishable from Jennifers both have dubbed soundtracks (replete with squeegee-like sucking sounds), surreal closeups of love tools spurting life-giving fluid, and enough unruly genital hair to make you feel like "Frank Buck on Jungle Trails." Porno luminaries Darby Lloyd Rains and John Leslie do early turns here and are easily the most enthusiastic (and least verminous) of the stag reel schtuppers.
Steves final film (in which a snaggle-toothed blonde grimaces Larry Fine-like at the taste of her lovers spunk) somehow manages to win Jennifer over and they engage in an Auld Lang Syne bout of posterior intimacy. Director Pierre Duvall gets so Up Close and Personal that Ms. Duaches dilated, semen-soaked sphincter actually seems a ringer for (I kid you not) The Crawling Eye.

File: 699 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:48:21
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 29.970 fps, 1822 kbps, 0.198 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 192 kb/s, Joint Stereo



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Country: USA
Language: English
Release Date: 1975
Distributor: Something Weird Video
Director: Leon Gucci (as Leo Lion)
Starring: Andrea True, Judy Craven, Mary Stuart, Jack Webb, Marc Stevens

Description: In Jail Time Girls, magazine writer Marc Stevens interviews sex-offender Andrea True behind bars both hamming it up with regional accents and we see her "story" acted out, to a driving sitar rag. (Sex and sitar music, you may remember, used to go together like a horse and carriage.) Blowing her jailer, Andrea drawls, "For a pig, you got a nice cock."
When Loretta, a sexy blonde brat from the Big Apple, is arrested on a vagrancy charge, the erotic content of this flick, for the Deviate at any rate, increased exponentially. Wow! Wait till you get a load of her!

File: 700 MB
Type: AVI
Duration: 00:52:51
Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1717 kbps, 0.233 bit/pixel
Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb/s, Joint Stereo



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JailTimeGirls.part2.rar
JailTimeGirls.part3.rar
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